did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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