Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
i out mim tonsoeep
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