your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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