Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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