we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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