love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
