adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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