Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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