I need help removing her.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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