I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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