Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Alive.
So much puke
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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