Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
wow bdsm is so cute
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