Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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