You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
We just shotgunned beers for America
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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