I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Are we still banned from the library?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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