was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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