so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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