the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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