It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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