I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I think people are normalizing furries
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
