I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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