vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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