I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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