He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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