I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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