pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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