Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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