so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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