I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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