I think I died a long time ago.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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