It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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