I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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