he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
im having a threesome with these popsicles
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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