i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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