her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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