I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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