Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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