Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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