I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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