If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
