around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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