When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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