talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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