how can u be prego again
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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