NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Randomize