i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Randomize
