i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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