meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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