in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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