you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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