Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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