I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
