Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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