put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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