have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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